The kind of cold that makes even winter-tested Chicago throw in the towel.
That makes battle-hardened Boston cry out “Enough already!”
And sunny Florida lament, “Not us too!”
Pretty much the entire eastern half of the United States is in the ice box. From the Canadian border to the Gulf Coast, temperatures are 25 to 45 degrees below normal.
That’s 115 million people in 27 states shivering and shouting choice epithets.
115 million people in parts of 27 states will have very low wind chills between now and the weekend. pic.twitter.com/wBCvgrS7fk
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No one’s singing the “Frozen” tune anymore.
Sketchy Tweets 2.0 posted a picture of a snowman with a knife plunged into its head and generously decorated with ketchup.
“I’ve decided to murder winter,” he tweeted.
You and me both, pal. You and me both.
Ive decided to murder winter. #AwwHellSnow @jimmyfallon pic.twitter.com/3vZcA6jx1F
