Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The ladies of Twitter talked a lot about orgasms this week. Twitter user Boobston Girl posed an interesting question: “But can I get a Best Actress award for faking orgasms?” (Honestly, we’re not sure, but you definitely should be able to.)

Twitter user Slightly Funny Jew added to the conversation, tweeting, “Dear Women, ‘If you fake it, you will make it’ doesn’t apply to orgasms.” True, but can we still get an award for it?

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

The Girl With the "I Stopped Reading Thinkpieces" Tattoo

— Michelle Dean (@michelledean) February 23, 2015

Sometimes I say stupid shit like, "I do."

— bubble girl (@JessObsess) February 22, 2015

I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I’m drunk and revealing it will make me popular.

— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) February 22, 2015

But can I get a Best Actress award for faking orgasms?

[imagines eating all the food and stepping on scale on moon]

"Space and stuff"

— Terry F (@daemonic3) February 25, 2015

Me: Things will get better
Life: No

— moody monday (@mdob11) February 26, 2015

so i missed the Oscars but i did hit Whole Foods and see several rows of award-winning organic mayonnaise so i think i got the gist

— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) February 23, 2015

Every time I get my period I’m relieved – I don’t really hate all the people!

— Allison Hart (@motherhoodwtf) February 23, 2015

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