DEA Warns Of Stoned Rabbits If Utah Passes Medical Marijuana

Where would this country be if Peter Cottontail got cottonmouth?

Matt Fairbanks, an agent with the Drug Enforcement Administration’s “marijuana eradication” team in Utah, testified to a state Senate panel last week, and said rabbits could get addicted to pot, lose their natural instincts and sit around getting high all the time should a bill pass that would allow medical marijuana edibles in the state.

Fairbanks’ “marijuana eradication” colleagues were reportedly in the news lately when they mistook okra for marijuana in Georgia and brought in the big guns.

The Huffington Post