Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways — so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Our guest curator this week is John Kinnear, who blogs at Ask Your Dad and right here on HuffPost Parents. Read his selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents and @askdadblog on Twitter for more!

Nothing says "we forgot to go to the market" like plain quesadillas for breakfast.

— The Daddy Complex (@thedaddycomplex) December 31, 2014

"Doesn’t this sound like a cartoon cop car? ::plays kazoo for 15 solid min::" Yes it does, child who clearly time traveled here from the 20s

— Jess Sanfilippo (@shuggilippo) January 16, 2015

JJ: Why did the pig cross the road?
Me: Why?
JJ: TO EAT THE PEOPLE!! (falls down laughing at himself)

— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) January 22, 2015

I just said it’s bedtime but by the crying and screaming that is happening I’m afraid my kids thought I said it’s the end of ALL time.

— Outsmarted Mommy (@outsmartedmommy) January 21, 2015

Hearing my son say "I’m tired" is like hitting the lottery.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) January 20, 2015

*5yo son walks up*
*lifts my shirt*
*sticks his finger in my belly button*
*smells his finger*
*licks his finger*
*nods*
*walks off*

— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) January 21, 2015

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