Hey, Everybody, Let’s Fark The Vote! Drew Curtis Runs For Kentucky Governor

This is going to be one kick-ass victory party.

Fark founder Drew Curtis is running for governor of Kentucky. And even though his website is famous for ragging on politics and media, he’s not kidding. He’s filed the necessary paperwork, and his wife, Heather — the widely acknowledged brains behind Fark — is in line to be his lieutenant governor.

To be sure, it’s easy to come up with a long list of reasons why the 41-year-old Lexington entrepreneur would be the worst candidate on Earth. He freely admits to saying “the masses are morons”. (Of course, his election might be the best proof that he’s right.)

Of course, the fact that Fark pumps huge amounts of traffic to HuffPost Weird News has nothing to do with our enthusiastic support for the only man qualified to take the Bluegrass State to new heights of greatness.

We’re impartial. We’re honest. We’re the media. We’re so convinced, we can’t even name anyone else who’s running. Why would anyone even bother? Vote Fark!

The Huffington Post