Where social media is concerned, “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has got staying power. And we’re not complaining, though Twitter user OhNoSheTwitnt got nostalgic: “[grandpa voice] In my day there was only one shade of grey. [hands you a newspaper].” Maybe that’s where some of the confusion about the movie is coming from.
Making the headlines right along with light BDSM is the frigid weather in some parts of the country. What does one even wear” in this nonsense? Amy Dillon summed up our approach: “My personal style is best described as ‘didn’t expect to get out of the car.'”
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
dating tip: if she has a lot of stuffed animals on her bed, RUN. run as fast as you can
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) February 17, 2015
People who finish their entire stick of lip balm without losing it first should be the only ones allowed to have kids.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) February 20, 2015
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— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) February 18, 2015
Thanks to daytime TV commercials, I’ve decided to sue someone, go to trade school and finally fix my erectile dysfunction once and for all.
— bitter spice (@goldengateblond) February 20, 2015
I’ll start watching the Westminster Dog Show when they make the dogs the judges.
— (maura) (@behindyourback) February 16, 2015
Treadmill: [ENTER AGE AND WEIGHT]
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Me: *naps*
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) February 19, 2015
