There wasn’t much to laugh about this week after the House of Representatives passed an anti-abortion bill on the anniversary of Roe v. Wade on Thursday. But Jessica Misener lightened the mood a bit with a genius thought and potential coping strategy: “Free idea: capri suns filled with wine.” Take note, Trader Joe’s.
Sarah Miller threw one out for all the proud childfree ladies when she tweeted, “That lady who thinks life without kids is meaningless has clearly never watched downton abbey alone in the bathtub.” Preach.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Kim Kardashian’s personal brand:
1) family first
2) sex is great
3) look fly 100% of the time
She is a perfect person + you all are NOTHING
— Jazmine Hughes (@jazzedloon) January 20, 2015
That lady who thinks life without kids is meaningless has clearly never watched downton abbey alone in the bathtub
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— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) January 23, 2015
"If you love something set it free"
[Takes dog’s leash off] Go on fella, you’re free now
[Throws a rock] GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE I LOVE YOU
— Brennadine (@brennadine) January 21, 2015
Fun drinking game: Have a drink, then put all of your feelings on the internet.
— moody monday (@mdob11) January 21, 2015
New #SOTU game: @ErnestMoniz or Beethoven? You decide. pic.twitter.com/alXnarCzkY
— Jess Ruzic (@ruzatar) January 21, 2015
