We’re devastated that SkyMall has gone bankrupt, we really are. Where else are we EVER going to find our beloved life-size knight statues and butt-enhancing panties?!
But now that they’ve bit the dust, we’ll finally have time to carry out more important in-flight activities, such as:
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9. Review the safety pamphlet.
10. Do absolutely nothing differently. Who are we kidding — you never read SkyMall anyway.
