For many southern Californians, going to Coachella is like a rite of passage. Great music, hot tans, sweet freedom with what you wear (or don’t wear), SuperSoaker water guns and memories that can last a lifetime.
But when you reach a certain age — and it’s different for everyone — it might also be a rite of passage to admit that you’re just too old for this sh*t.
Here’s how you know it might be your time:
1. You can’t believe it’s already been a year since the last Coachella.
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21. You have a really important business meeting Monday morning and can’t stay for the closing act.
22. In your heart, you know there will never be another Tupac hologram.
23. You recognize this guy’s tattoos.
24. When the lineup was announced, you actually thought, “Maybe the art installations will be really cool this year.”
