Or, in the case of the Internet, you make fun.
There’s John Travolta kissing not actress Scarlett Johansson — as in the original incident from Sunday’s Academy Awards — but Russian President Vladimir Putin, North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un or the Statue of Liberty.
Then there’s Travolta holding “Frozen” star Idina Menzel’s chin and being urged to “Let her go … let her go!”
Let her go….Let her Gooooo!!! #travolta #oscars pic.twitter.com/NYBpecqBfF
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And then there’s trying to escape when one latches on a party, author Mark Mason wrote in the Spectator this week.
“There’s a particular breed of alpha who displays his credentials by standing unnervingly close to you, his face just a few inches from yours, eye contact maintained for what seems like centuries,” he wrote.
“Some of them even avoid blinking,” he said. “Or is that just how it feels?”
