Adopt A Cockroach In Honor Of Your Worthless Ex

Feeling the sting of rejection? Itching to get even with an ex? The San Francisco Zoo is offering the burned and spurned masses the chance to “adopt” a hissing cockroach or giant scorpion in honor of their special ex-someone for Valentine’s Day.

“With a little luck, this generous donation will release your bad love life karma so that you never have to encounter a cockroach again,” the zoo said.

The Huffington Post