The most ridiculous things people do to their company iPhones

I dropped it in the pool. My cat knocked it in the toilet. (Why was your phone on your toilet?) I drove over it. It dropped it in the ocean while I was fishing. I ran it through the dishwasher.

Some blame broken phones on their children.

Employee: I lost it in my house somewhere.

Me: When did you last see it?

With that said, I’m excited for CNN to upgrade me to the new Samsung Galaxy S6. My Galaxy S4 has a cracked screen.

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